My Review of Vertical Church in West Haven, CT

I’m a church critic. Often, people ask me, “who appointed you as a church critic.” And my reply is, “God.” Yes, it is true. God, him/her/theyself, knocked on my noggin and thus spoketh the holy spirit, “Ryan, I want you to be a church critic. For starters, I think it is funny as heck. And the big guy/gal/they upstairs considers you a talented observer and storyteller.” However, the holy spirit continued, “Jesus is still mad at you about the joke you told. But don’t worry about him; it usually takes him three days to get over things.”



A lot of noise in a quiet mind.

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