My Dog Wrote to an Advice Columnist

Today’s question comes from a dog that loves its owner but still feels resentment and disappointment.

“A Dog’s Dilemma” — Original Art by Author

Dear Dr. Maxie,

I want to start by saying how much I love my dad. Yeah, I know he’s not my real dad, but he’s the closest thing I’ve ever had. I think I love him so much because he loves me so much. (Hold on, I have to itch….)

Anyhow, my dad pets me and hugs me, and cuddles me. And I enjoy all that, but I feel like I’m missing something. Like, when I’m staring through the window at the other dogs in the neighborhood, I can’t help but feel jealous. The other dog owners always run, garden, and play with their dogs.

(One second, the mailman is here. BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK. Okay, I’m back.)

As I said, he’s great to cuddle with, but I’m tired of him being a lazy fat man. I know I’m built for more, such as running and herding animals. “But why?” I ask myself. “Why am I discontent when my owner gives me food and cuddles?”

I know, I know. I’m making a pathetic complaint, but I want to feel the sensation of running! The other dogs look SO HAPPY when they get to run.

But this isn’t my only complaint because I’m also starting to get embarrassed by my dad. Now, I know this…