I’m a Disgraced Former Pastor

Plus, God is Gay

Oh no, I’m burning while trying to save my Icee!

I’m a former pastor. But now, I’m a disgraced former pastor.

Being a pastor is hard. First, you can’t drink, smoke, or do drugs. Second, you can’t touch people either underage or without their consent. This is all very difficult. However, the most challenging thing about being a pastor is reading the Bible. I’m not talking about all the “thee” and “thous,”…