I HATE KITENS!

In 150 words

Quiet Cacophony
1 min readJun 15, 2022

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man yelling at cute kittens
Kittens disgust me

You know what I hate more than cats? Kittens.

When they come out, they’re blind. How are they supposed to catch mice like that?

Their mother refuses to carry them with her hands.

Kittens are like baby cows. They taste better when fattened them up.

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Quiet Cacophony

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