I HATE KITENS!
In 150 words
You know what I hate more than cats? Kittens.
When they come out, they’re blind. How are they supposed to catch mice like that?
Their mother refuses to carry them with her hands.
Kittens are like baby cows. They taste better when fattened them up.
You ever see how little kids play with kittens? Yeah, gross.
There’s nothing worse than a fluffy runt always trying to scratch your balls. Stay away, jailbait.
I like to buy kittens big pieces of fish, and then laugh when they can’t eat it.
Did you notice the Bible says nothing about kittens on the ark? Parasitic stowaways.
Do you know what’s worse than a box of kittens? Two boxes of kittens.
I’m allergic to kittens, so I share my benzos with them.
You’ve heard of the catapult, but I’m a fan of the kitten-pull.
We should send kittens to school, so they get shot.
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